Life Lesson #55

If you're going to be a girl and cry at work, at least have pink tissues to wipe your snotty nose.

Life Lesson #42

I have learned that sometimes leaving work early and blowing off responsibilities like paying rent and grocery shopping can be life saving.  Literally.

 A fitting, and appropriate Life Lesson for today.

Life Lesson #23

All you really have to do is outlast the assholes.  Which, when translated into pep talk-ese, is roughly equivalent to "Hang in there!" (insert image of a cute little kitten hanging by a claw...above an abyss).

Life Lesson #16

As this is the first blog of the new year, and I have determined that 2012 will be the Year of Workplace Ambition, I think that this is a fitting Life Lesson:

It is never too early to start ass kissing.