Life Lesson #65

Your life should have a theme song, or preferably several that you can whip out as the situation determines.

Examples include: Rhinestone Cowboy, Razzle Dazzle, and Maneater.

Life Lesson #131

Don't ignore the little things.  I mean this in terms of both good things and bad things.

Life Lesson #104

The best (and maybe only) cure for a heartbreak is time and distraction.  Given enough of both, you can get over anything.

Life Lesson #78

Here's a simple life equation:  If you're unhappier with someone than you are alone, be alone.  It kind of sucks for the moment, but in the long run you'll be better off (and happier) and a better judge of who you choose to spend your time and energy on.

Life Lesson #58

You never know where you might meet the most amazing, fun people.

P.S. - To the German couple I met on the wine tour in Stellenbosch - my sober self can't read my drunk self's writing of your email :)

Life Lesson #113

You don't want to be with someone if you have to convince them that they want to be with you.

Life Lesson #49

Always do your hair before bed incase of a midnight fire alarm/other natural disaster where you have to see your neighbors.

Life Lesson #136

If you're going to get strip searched, there's no point in getting dressed.

Life Lesson #130

If you're pretending to know what you're doing, be careful what you say.