Life Lesson #93

Herding bears is about a million times more difficult than herding cats.  Wear a helmet.

Life Lesson #134

We all slink away at some point - one pant leg at a time.

Life Lesson #26

Sometimes you just have to throw a hissy fit.  Use sparingly, but when it's time, don't hold back.

Life Lesson #29

You have to spoil yourself.  Tiara optional.

Life Lesson #76

Make sure he's better than Tylenol PM.

Life Lesson #51

its never to late for nothing (or getting your GED).

Life Lesson #24

Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics or police.