Aunt Jessie's Life Lessons

Friday, June 1, 2012

I'm not good with happy mediums. Extremes make more sense to me. You see results quicker.

Keep in mind that anxiety is just a glimpse of your own daring (or else you might have intestinal parasites).

Herding bears is about a million times more difficult than herding cats. Wear a helmet.

We all slink away at some point - one pant leg at a time.

Sometimes you just have to throw a hissy fit. Use sparingly, but when it's time, don't hold back.

You have to spoil yourself. Tiara optional.

Make sure he's better than Tylenol PM.