Life Lesson #88

Puppets are a red flag.  Unless it's a Bad Idea Bear, in which case it is an automatic green flag.

Life Lesson #48

It's okay to make bad decisions, but only in front of your friends.

Life Lesson # 45

Sometimes you have it let it break, then fix it.

Life Lesson #52

Keep a list.

Life Lesson #97

Marry for money.

Life Lesson # 43

I'm not good with happy mediums.  Extremes make more sense to me.  You see results quicker.

Life Lesson #91

Keep in mind that anxiety is just a glimpse of your own daring (or else you might have intestinal parasites).