I know I already created an awesome blog about some of the first world problems that I keep running into in the most inconvenient places. Namely my brain. I felt it's been long enough to give an update and add a few more jewels to the list.
1. Should I get dressed and eat by the pool, or stay in my pyjamas and order room service? Will I get the same waiter who brought me room service for the past 3 days?
2. Does an ebola outbreak in the US mean I'll get a cheaper first class ticket to Africa?
3. I have to clean my apartment because I have maid coming in to give me a quote and I don't want her to see it dirty.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Life Lesson #301
When I say "make yourself at home," what I really mean is to make yourself a cup of coffee. Or tea. Or have a Coke from my fridge. I don't mean feel free to move my stuff around in my bathroom. Really? Is this a cultural difference I'm going to face repeatedly because I was raised Southern?
Sunday, April 13, 2014
Life Lesson #59
Be someone with a Past. Be someone with experiences and stories. Never regret living your life, or associate with people who make you feel like you should.
Life Lesson #73
If you wake up with someone humping your leg and pretend to continue sleeping, you're in for a world of stalker.
Life Lesson #95
You might need to re-evaluate your mental health if a bomb goes off at lunch and your first reaction is relief that you won't have to be social that night.
Life Lesson # 105
If your measure of success for the evening is that you kept your clothes on, you need to re-evaluate your standards.
Life Lesson #79
Always brush your teeth. That way even if everything else in your day goes wrong, at least you brushed you teeth.
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