Life Lesson #87

When you come across words that speak to you, make note of them.  Take a look at them every once in a while - it just might be your subconscious speaking to you.

My list so far: sojourner, dissolute, succinct, indelible, eccentricities, ennui, amalgam, insouciant, miasma, impetuous.

Life Lesson #89

Don't get lost in your work while sitting in a leather chair unless you have pants on.

Life Lesson #88

Puppets are a red flag.  Unless it's a Bad Idea Bear, in which case it is an automatic green flag.

Life Lesson #48

It's okay to make bad decisions, but only in front of your friends.

Life Lesson # 45

Sometimes you have it let it break, then fix it.

Life Lesson #52

Keep a list.

Life Lesson #97

Marry for money.

Life Lesson # 43

I'm not good with happy mediums.  Extremes make more sense to me.  You see results quicker.

Life Lesson #91

Keep in mind that anxiety is just a glimpse of your own daring (or else you might have intestinal parasites).

Life Lesson #93

Herding bears is about a million times more difficult than herding cats.  Wear a helmet.

Life Lesson #134

We all slink away at some point - one pant leg at a time.

Life Lesson #26

Sometimes you just have to throw a hissy fit.  Use sparingly, but when it's time, don't hold back.

Life Lesson #29

You have to spoil yourself.  Tiara optional.

Life Lesson #76

Make sure he's better than Tylenol PM.

Life Lesson #51

its never to late for nothing (or getting your GED).

Life Lesson #24

Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics or police.

Life Lesson #55

If you're going to be a girl and cry at work, at least have pink tissues to wipe your snotty nose.

Life Lesson #42

I have learned that sometimes leaving work early and blowing off responsibilities like paying rent and grocery shopping can be life saving.  Literally.

 A fitting, and appropriate Life Lesson for today.

Life Lesson #23

All you really have to do is outlast the assholes.  Which, when translated into pep talk-ese, is roughly equivalent to "Hang in there!" (insert image of a cute little kitten hanging by a claw...above an abyss).

Life Lesson #16

As this is the first blog of the new year, and I have determined that 2012 will be the Year of Workplace Ambition, I think that this is a fitting Life Lesson:

It is never too early to start ass kissing.