Life Lesson #4

There are plenty of perks to having an imaginary boyfriend. He will never not call/call too often/irritate/annoy/smother/embarass/play hard to get/play too easy to get. He will always know what you mean/want/don't want and will take the blame when you want to stay in on a Friday night without looking like a loser. Additionally, he's just the right amount of jealous to get you out of unwanted attention from a Thugnasty.