A highly contagious disease is handy. It will get you out of just about anything. Plus you don't actually have to have it. People just need to think you do. Same goes for explosive diarrhea.
Examples include: Swine flu, Bird flu, really anything with "flu" in the name.
Or anything with "fever" in the name. Like Beaver Fever. Although that opens a whole set of other concerns.
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