Friday, October 21, 2011

Life Lesson #38

Things it is okay (and perhaps even encouraged) to ask on a first date:

(For ease of reference, I've split them into 3 categories: questions to ask on dates in the US, questions to ask on international dates, and questions that should be asked regardless of location/nationality.)

Dates within the US:
1. Do you live with your parents?
2. Are you a virgin?

Dates outside the US:
1. Do you live with your wife?
2. Do you/have you partaken of hookers?

Any date:
1. How much anime do you watch per week?
2. Do you like Harry Potter erotica?

Also, make sure you check out his nails on the first date (see nail theory)

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