Friday, October 21, 2011

Life Lesson #50

No matter how dull (you think) your life may be, nobody really wants to hear about it. The only thing more boring than your own dull life is listening to someone else talk about about theirs. Most importantly, never tell potential dates that you have nothing to do besides work. I mean honestly, if you can't keep yourself entertained, how in the world are you ever going to keep ME entertained?

Okay, back to you: Unless you tell them, nobody will ever know that you spent all weekend eating cookies and watching a Greek marathon and pretending your phone isn't working so you don't have to leave your house.

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