Friday, October 21, 2011

Life Lesson #44

If someone snores, it's okay to:

a. punch them
b. stick your fingers in their nostrils
c. shove a dirty sock down their throat
d. poke them in the side until they either wake up or roll over
e. put a pillow over their head
f. any combination of the above

In some countries this is also an acceptable defense for homicide.

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